Laugh Out Loud

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Ah Beng bought a new mobile

He sent a message to evryone from his Phone Book &
said,

'My mobile no. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310.
Now its 6610'

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Ah Beng: I am a Proud, cs my son is in Medical College

Friend: really? what is he studying?

Ah Beng: No, he is nt studying, there are studying him

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Ah Beng: People consider me as a 'GOD'

Wife: How do you know?

Ah Beng: When I went to park today, evrybody said, 'OH GOD! U hv come again'.

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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'

He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks fr compliment'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?

He is the one who erases the notes frm the book when the teacher erases the board

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Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?

Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher : 'I killed a person'. Convert this sentence into future tense

Ah Beng: The future tense is 'U will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: Go and water the plants!

Servant: Its already raining.

Ah Beng: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

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A man askes An Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the evening
and not in the morning.

Ah Beng replied - Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

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